The wood floors are starting to creak and the door-knob is starting to slowly turn counter-clockwise; and the wind? The wind is starting to whisper those well-known sounds of fright.
In case you hadn't already figured it out, Halloween is coming again; time to find yourself a nice costume to put on this time. That old-fashion Bart Simpson mask that you foolishly strapped to your face last year was a horrible decision. Never again on that one, ok?
Halloween
Strap on that thinking cap this time and put on something that your friends will envy.
Save the President Barack Obama mask (more on this in a second), too obvious, same with the Sarah Palin and Michael Jackson masks. Sorry for ruining your top three choices.
So now what, you may angrily inquire.
First, relax and take a deep breath, no need to go hyperventilating; this isn't a life-altering decision here folks.
By the time you end reading this, we are going to have you looking super-cool come the last day in October. Pinky promise.
The second thing you need to do is hit the web and do a puny investigate about what is in the media, what citizen can't stop yapping about, then tweak your costume in such a way to touch on a hot topic but tweak it in a good, conversational sort of way, not the 'ha, ha, (Your name here) looks goofy sort of way.
No fear, below are a few ideas.
For example let's take the Obama, Hillary and Michael Mask, Jackson that is, not Meyers....You were told Not to wear those and the reckon was because you were simply just going to slap on mask of them and go.
Yawn!
Those are no fun and not cool, try this;
Put on a Barack Obama disguise and originate a mock teleprompter. The prompter can be closed with a sheet of Plexiglas and a stick. Write with a marker, some random words on the glass and there you go. Just make sure the prop is connected to your body and a few inches from your face. This is guaranteed to get you a few chuckles. Why you ask? Because the leader of the United States can barely talk without his trusty script provider. It's quite the pathetic scene really, but one that has produced laughs when the thing malfunctions.
As for Hillary Clinton, put on a mask but grab a make-shift sling and wrap it nearby one of your arms, thus giving it the appearance of it being fractured. Every person in the room may not 'get it' but the politically observant of the bunch will get it and will compliment your creative Halloween costume.
Kim Jong Ill, the infamous loony dictator of North Korea would make a good costume. Why not dress as him?
See, we are thinking surface the proverbial box now.
Maybe these ideas bore you though; maybe you want something a bit more ingenious. Okay, maybe this will help; women, try dressing as the celebrated actress Angelina Jolie and hit the Halloween night with 8-brown skinned baby dolls strapped to your back. Guys, try painting some abs onto that keg belly of yours and scribble the words 'stimulus plan' across your chest with arrows pointing downwards. Your friends will laugh, and who knows, you may even get yourself a lustful stare from an concerned lady in the process. Okay, I doubt it. But hey, stranger things have happened.
Again, thinking surface of the norm.
The point with these ideas is to get you to put on that thinking cap and go berserk with your Halloween costume this year. Ghost costumes, Freddy Krueger, princess attire, and shredded clothing doused in syrupy fake blood is too ordinary and quite frankly, just flat-out cheesy. If you select to wear either of these, or that dreaded Bart Simpson dud again, feel free, but go forward at your own risk buddy. Just don't be upset when you are the butt of the jokes this Halloween.
Halloween Costume Ideas to Get You inspiring In the Right Direction
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